Thursday, November 22, 2012

WEDDING TEST


My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. 

My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts,and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. 
She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. 

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Loo and behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping! 

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test, We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family"! 

I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief cos I was actually heading to the car to get my condoms before I passed their test. - From Dr Chukwuma C. Osaji.

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